flip food with my fingers instead of a spatula (sausages, chicken patties, etc.)
rip a recipe out of a magazine & buy all the ingredients & don't make it for a really, really long time. or ever.
do the salsa with my refrigerator door.
feel like a loser because i don't really do that well in the kitchen.
(am really trying to get better.)
buy a giant cake for my birthday that lasts two weeks. this actually only happened once, on my last birthday. but i really want to make this a tradition.